Ian Somerhalder Broke That New Baby Vow Of Silence

August 22, 2017 / Posted by:

And he broke it for cooties and kitties! Nikki Reed gave birth to the daughter she had with Ian Somerhalder on July 25. When Bodhi Soleil Moon Frye Lou Reed Somerhalder was born, her parents were all “Once you shove a baby out, scrolling through Twitter seems kinda stupid” and announced they were taking a month hiatus from communicating outside the three of them so they could be “fully present” sans phones and visitors.

Well, it seems like Ian hasn’t exactly been made it the whole month.

Nikki is on the cover of Fit Pregnancy because she’s one of those types who only grows a cantaloupe-sized baby bump at 900 weeks preggo while the rest of her stays gaunt. I look more pregnant than Nikki, and I’m a dude. People reports Ian tossed up a congratulations post on Instagram (FOUR DAYS SHY OF A MONTH SANS PHONE!) for her to read when she woke up from her nap “after being an amazing mom all night.” BARF:

What’s interesting is that this is the magazine where Nikki first yapped about their month of silence. If you were really gonna go silent nun-and-monk on the world, why has Ian been posting pussy pics all month long?!?! No, like, pics of actual cats, you sicko:

It seems like he made it about 11 days until that animal book post made it on. I mean, not judging. I’d make it about 11 minutes before I’d start looking around for my phone because I just haaaaave to know the name of the actress who played Roz on Frasier, and speaking of Frasier, Kelsey Grammer is such a dick. I wonder how St. Camille Grammer is doing and if she’ll ever return to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Ooo I wonder if Lisa Vanderpump has a new bar in WeHo! Better check that, too…and while we’re at it…ugh, someone needs to come drop a baby in me so I have a reason to ditch my phone. That’s how it works, right?!

Pic: Wenn.com

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