Ian Somerhalder Broke That New Baby Vow Of Silence

And he broke it for cooties and kitties! Nikki Reed gave birth to the daughter she had with Ian Somerhalder on July 25. When Bodhi Soleil Moon Frye Lou Reed Somerhalder was born, her parents were all “Once you shove a baby out, scrolling through Twitter seems kinda stupid” and announced they were taking a month hiatus from communicating outside the three of them so they could be “fully present” sans phones and visitors.

Well, it seems like Ian hasn’t exactly been made it the whole month.

Nikki is on the cover of Fit Pregnancy because she’s one of those types who only grows a cantaloupe-sized baby bump at 900 weeks preggo while the rest of her stays gaunt. I look more pregnant than Nikki, and I’m a dude. People reports Ian tossed up a congratulations post on Instagram (FOUR DAYS SHY OF A MONTH SANS PHONE!) for her to read when she woke up from her nap “after being an amazing mom all night.” BARF:

Just a quick note to you my beautiful wife. You are briefly napping on the other side of the room after being an amazing mom all night so you'll read this when you wake… seeing these images reminds me of those amazing 9 months that you sacrificed your whole being to grow our little one. The kindness, the beauty and organic nature of these photos makes me so very proud. You brought such fun and such power into our lives being pregnant but you literally brought the word sexy into pregnancy, we all see it. Thank you for being my partner in this life and thank you for inspiring not just me but all others who read, hear or see what your soul gives us. Love, You husband

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What’s interesting is that this is the magazine where Nikki first yapped about their month of silence. If you were really gonna go silent nun-and-monk on the world, why has Ian been posting pussy pics all month long?!?! No, like, pics of actual cats, you sicko:

Tickets are still available for Sunday and I would love to see all of you, I'm almost there! Tickets go to: catconworldwide.com remember $2 of every ticket bought goes to support ISF! Thank you!

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Hello fellow cat lover… My name is Moke and I'm hanging with my Dad. Just to let you know CatCon is THIS weekend! I am thrilled to be a part of this amazing convention, that not only celebrates kitties but gives back,too. I will be there on SUNDAY ONLY, so please, go and get your tickets right now at catconworldwide.com. $2 of every ticket sold will benefit the Ian Somerhalder Foundation – Stop by the ISF Booth #411 and pick up some of our ISF kitty swag. See you Sunday. Love, Moke

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Our gratitude goes out to our friend Dr. Gary Richter @petvetexpert, the author of "The Ultimate Pet Health Guide", which combines two of my passions: holistic health and the love of animals. This book has the potential to start a global health pet movement and I truly hope it does. Gary, thank you for ensuring we can have as much time as possible with our furry loved ones. Nikki and I are excited to work with you as a Veterinary Medical Advisor of @isfofficial Much love from us both, Ian. http://www.drgaryrichter.com/

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It seems like he made it about 11 days until that animal book post made it on. I mean, not judging. I’d make it about 11 minutes before I’d start looking around for my phone because I just haaaaave to know the name of the actress who played Roz on Frasier, and speaking of Frasier, Kelsey Grammer is such a dick. I wonder how St. Camille Grammer is doing and if she’ll ever return to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Ooo I wonder if Lisa Vanderpump has a new bar in WeHo! Better check that, too…and while we’re at it…ugh, someone needs to come drop a baby in me so I have a reason to ditch my phone. That’s how it works, right?!

Pic: Wenn.com