Aaron Carter must have an Entertainment Tonight hotline phone installed in his bathroom which he uses every time he takes a shit (always while listening to John Tesh’s seminal album Sax On The Beach) because they’ve got another hot exclusive straight from the horse’s mouth.
Aaron addressed his cringeworthy twitter attempt to date Chloe Grace Moretz during an interview with ET at a Project Angel Food event on Saturday night. You’ll probably recall that Aaron asked the actress out on Twitter after she revealed in an interview that she had a crush on him when she was 4 years old. ET Reports:
“No, [she hasn’t responded], and that’s OK,” Carter told ET. “She doesn’t know me, and like she said, maybe we’ll meet one day. I think I was being a little too flirtatious on Twitter.”
“I think she’s beautiful. I actually had a crush on her before she even knew it. I just thought she was too young for me. Which, there was a time when she was too young; I’m going to be 30 this year.”
How young was she, Aaron? She was 7 when she started acting and she’s only 20 now so, yikes. The good news is that Aaron has decided that being single is good for him right now. In fact, he even started live-tweeting a solo road trip meant to clear his head immediately following the event, for which Aaron proudly dressed and styled himself (as seen above). According to ET:
“I went to Sephora and got myself some Laura Mercier concealer, a little bit darker, and I got airbrushed makeup. I like to do my own stuff, I like to style myself.”
Of his road trip, ET reports:
Following the event, Carter posted a video to social media saying he was about to embark on a road trip alone across the country to his home state of Florida. He also clarified that his coat is faux fur.
And from Aaron’s own fingers:
I've got a lot of work to do on myself, physiologically and mentally
— Aaron Carter (@aaroncarter) August 20, 2017
You can follow Aaron and his fake fur coat’s journey on Twitter where he’s sharing “weird profound shit” from the road.
Aaron kind of reminds me a Shih Tzu puppy you might buy at a pet shop. He’s eager to please, probably pees on himself a little when he gets excited (which happens often), has a lot of vague health problems and is a bit of a prima donna. You know his early life at the puppy mill was probably atrocious and is the reason for most of his current issues, but that doesn’t really make it any less embarrassing when he humps strangers’ legs in public. Let’s hope his newfound status as a single, road wise philosopher brings him peace and enlightenment and that he doesn’t end up getting thrown into the dog pound for loitering and begging for scraps outside of an Italian deli somewhere outside of Boca Raton.
Here’s some more of Aaron (and Aaron with Adam Lambert?) at the Project Angel Food event on Saturday night: