Someone’s impatient and not willing to wait for a ruling! Slothful socks manufacturer Rob Kardashian and his plucky stripper ex Blac Chyna are currently brawling over property, money, and custody of Dream Kardashian, aka “2017’s Least Envied Baby.” Rob recently transitioned from a career in torture porn (meaning any television shows/paparazzi shots/social media posts featuring this gruesome twosome) to revenge porn when he posted explicit pics of Blac without her permission. This skank move might have been the motivation for Blac to allegedly try and leave a lawyer’s office in Rob’s Range Rover. Without his consent.
TMZ claims that Rob and Blac (and her 5 lawyer team) met at Rob’s lawyer Laura Wasser’s office on Friday. They were in talks for several hours, but sources say nothing was resolved. Rob just wanted to get out of there and get his ass down to the nearest Arby’s so he could drown his sorrows in a pint of horsey sauce. So he called the valet to bring his ride around out front. But he waited until Chyna left the building so she didn’t bust out one of her stripper pole high-kicks on him out front.
Sources say that an irritated Chyna reportedly saw the Range Rover, apparently reasoned it belonged to her and hopped in! She was about to roll when one of her lawyers supposedly offered up one of the biggest understatements of August 2017 – “That’s not a good idea.” Chyna was talked down and out of Rob’s whip by the lawyer and the valet.
The head of Blac’s legal team, the Gloria Allred-birthed Lisa Bloom, disputed TMZ’s sources. She claimed that the Chyna doll never got into the vehicle. She did admit that Chyna was “agitated” when she spotted it and had some “choice words” about it. Imagine what those must have been?
Bloom told TMZ that Blac had bought Rob the Range Rover as a gift. The cars that Rob bought Blac, a Ferrari and a Lamborghini, were returned by her when they split. Rob keeping the Range Rover is what supposedly enraged Blac.
Bloom also revealed that custody proceedings will begin next month and that Blac and her legal team plan on introducing evidence that Rob committed domestic violence.
Honestly, following up putting my bare breast online without my consent by egregiously flaunting the pricey car I bought you would have me trying to hot-wire vehicles and lead the authorities on a multi-state car chase, too.