Night Crumbs
Obi-Wan Kenobi is rumored to be the next Star Wars character to get their own spin-off film. I am on board, but only if Ewan McGregor is playing Obi-Wan again, and if it solves the mystery of who in what galaxy far far away was responsible for that braided side-rattail – Lainey Gossip
Victoria’s Secret is clearly going for some kind of wild west theme, but all I’m getting is low-budget made-for-Cinemax remake of Bad Girls – Drunken Stepfather
A few months after her son got bit by a dog, Kim Zolciak has given her son the gift of…another dog – Reality Tea
There’s a reason Olivia Munn doesn’t care about Aaron Rodgers, and his name is Chris Pine – Celebitchy
Michelle Obama will appear on the Will & Grace reboot. I can already hear Karen arguing: “But Michelle, vodka is totally a vegetable! It’s made from potatoes!” – Towleroad
Here’s Nina Dobrev looking like an extra who got cut from the gym class scene in Clueless – Popoholic
Elizabeth Hurley should be working on a sequel to Bedazzled, but nooooooo, instead she’s spending all her time THOT-ing it up on Instagram – Hollywood Tuna
Anna Faris might have dropped some subtle truth about what it was like to be married to Chris Pratt – Pajiba
Chuck E. Cheese is committing a sin against cheap robot entertainment by doing away with literally the best part of a Chuck E. Cheese – Jezebel
Rami Malek is terrified to play Freddie Mercury in that Queen biopic – OMG Blog
Kim Kardashian will co-host Live with Kelly & Ryan at the end of the month. But wait, isn’t it counterproductive for a morning show to put its viewers to sleep? – Just Jared
Decaying haunted house decoration Steve Bannon is the latest to get canned from the White House – Boy Culture
Blac Chyna is selling manufactured replicas of herself. Kylie Jenner probably won’t buy one, since she already owns the most realistic manufactured Blac Chyna replica (aka herself) – IDLYITW
James Corden and Lin-Manuel Miranda did a Crosswalk the Musical adaptation of Hair, but you’ll have to use your imagination if you were hoping to see them naked – SOW
“No thank you, we’re not interested” said all of Justin Bieber’s exes in response to this song – Popsugar
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