Leo Finds A Model To Love… But This One Is Different!

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

There are several universal truths. Cats and dogs fight. As does the cast of Real Housewives of… wherever. And Leonardo DiCaprio likes to stick his peen in blonde models. It’s just how the world goes ’round! Only, Page Six just served up some “the world is square” shit, because it appears Leo has gone for a…BRUNETTE?!?!?! Hoo, honey, suddenly the phone line at every Supercuts in the country has gone busy, because every ho in town is rushing to get a cheap and easy dye job!

Leo was spotted out and about at lunch Monday in NYC with Lorena Rae, a 23-year-old brownie. They were also spotted at MoMA PS1 on Monday and riding rental bikes around NYC last week. Apparently, the two have been fucking known each other for a while, as they were spotted together in Monaco in May AND with some of the Pussy Posse in July.

The German model, like most early twenty-somethings, when not riding bikes and/or Leo’s wienerschnitzel, enjoys sharing her FABULOUS life on Instagram:

spilled my coffee bc I got a little too excited to see @lilbabycheezus 💛

A post shared by Lorena Rae (@lorenara__) on

… morning MIA 🍦💭 ☀️ 😊

A post shared by Lorena Rae (@lorenara__) on

A rep for Leo says they aren’t dating, but I call bull fucking shit. The Pussy Posse reigns SUPREME in Leo’s lair! Once you start bringing your girl around Tobey Maguire, you may as well pull up a seat next to Grandma at Thanksgiving.

Pic: Wenn.com

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