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Taco Bell’s latest abomination that will truly give you a case of explosive diarrhea!
If one of your dreams is to wrap your mouth around something that looks like a blended-up abortion on top of a freshly creampied prolapsed anus, then please pick up the phone, dial 911 and turn yourself in since you’re obviously a sick fuck with brains cut from the same cloth as Jeffrey Dahmer’s. But as the police are shuffling you off to prison for life, ask the paddy wagon driver to stop at a Taco Bell in Santa Ana, CA so that you can fulfill your fantasy of wrapping your mouth around something that looks like a blended-up abortion on top of a freshly creampied prolapsed anus.
Foodbeast says that the bowel shredders at Taco Bell have sharted up a creation that will make your b-hole feel like you just got bareback boned by Heat Miser’s sparkler dick. They are testing some mess called the Firecracker Burrito, which comes in either Popping Cheesy or Popping Spicy, and is stuffed with rice, nacho cheese, sour cream, red tortilla strips and beef (aka ground rat meat flavored with chemical cow flavors). What makes it a Firecracker Burrito is a packet of Spicy Pop Rocks that you sprinkle on top, which is amazing, because you know, Taco Bell burritos don’t have enough shit in ’em. In the ads, the Firecracker Burritos still look like an exploding bloody asshole full of cum curds, but compared to the real thing (see: above), they look like a softer exploding bloody asshole full of cum curds.
Taco Bell is testing the Firecracker Burrito in Orange County, CA cities like Santa Ana, Tustin and Anaheim. So if Brit Brit Spears has gone missing and her team is looking for her, they know where to go. And that thing may look like Satan’s colon, but I still would.