Robert Pattinson gave Twi-hards a boner the other day when Howard Stern asked him if he was still engaged to FKA Twigs, and he replied, “Yeah, kind of.” Nobody checked to see if Kristen Stewart, while soaking in the lady pond, replied, “Don’t even think about it.” Nothing would give those fanged fans greater glee than seeing the reboot of Edward and Bella, even if Bella is into poon and Edward is into… bad haircuts and rank-ass movies. FKA apparently took Rob’s maybe-maybe-not engagement chatter as the green light to paw up on another piece.
The Daily Mail says she “smoulders” in Ibiza as a male model “snuggles” her.
FKA Twigs smoulders as male model snuggles her hair https://t.co/K5is5Hxj1U
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) August 11, 2017
I mean, is that really smouldering? That more looks like looking down at your take-out to make sure the receptionist at the sushi joint didn’t fuck up your order. Apparently the male model is le Frenchman Brieuc Breitenstein, and, fuck the Spanish beaches, because all FKA eyes were on him:
“Ignoring the pretty cobbled streets, she instead gazed at Brieuc as they stood close together, talking intently.”
Talking intently?! Sacré bleu! But about what, you ask?! Hmmmm… maybe… just maybe:
Maybe because Brieuc works a dress better than FKA, and she wants him to teach her his ways! Their talk-a-thon comes days after Rob did something equally as scandalous when he held the door open sat with Katy Perry. At dinner. Fuuuuuuuuuck. Hope he went to Jared for that ring! Oh, no ring? Just shared breadsticks? Even better.