Over the past couple of weeks, Usher (sex alias: Papa Bear) has been in the middle of a herpes scandal that continues to grow bigger, grosser, and more green by the minute. And I’m not talking about Usher’s allegedly leaky green boner, either. We went from Usher settling with one past accuser for $1.1 million, to getting sued for $20 million for allegedly infecting another woman with Herpes Simplex 2, to three more alleged victims of Usher’s tainted dick threatening to sue for exposing them to the virus.
One of the women, Quantasia Sharpton, held a press conference with her lawyer Lisa Bloom earlier this week, claiming she didn’t have herpes, but was super pissed Usher’s unprotected dick exposed her to it. Usher isn’t singing “You remind me of a girl, that I, once gaveherpes toooo,” because Usher is telling friends he never slept with Quantasia.
According to Quantasia, Usher pulled her on stage during a concert on her 19th birthday, came to her hotel room after the show, then gave her an unwrapped birthday gift (aka his penis). TMZ says that Usher is telling people close to him that he may have pulled Quantasia up on stage – he allegedly can’t remember. But he’s sure he never went to her hotel room and did the nasty, because Usher is adamant she’s not his “type.” So I guess what TMZ’s sources are getting at is that thick, tall, and womanly isn’t Usher’s type. The opposite of that is, what – scrawny, short, and boyish? Oh lord, the Justin Bieber jokes are truly starting to write themselves.
Then Usher’s sources proved they can be just as gross as Usher’s (allegedly) gross dick by implying Usher was doing a girl like Quantasia a favor by bringing her on stage.
As for why he may have picked Sharpton out of the crowd and brought her onstage, the sources say Usher “looks to bring a diverse group of people up onstage, not just supermodels.”
One source says he believes it’s “an esteem booster” to choose various people Usher sees in the audience and single them out.
Please. Usher’s sources are acting like he’s the hottest hunk at an all-nude male review, pulling a glum-looking neglected housewife on stage and inviting her tear off his G-string with her teeth in an attempt to help her get her groove back. At best, Usher looks like a come-to-life Build-A-Bear with two-week abs.