Kendall Jenner has been in the heat for allegedly not leaving a tip on a $24 bar tab at Brooklyn bar Baby’s All Right. The bar took to Instagram because, well, it’s a Kardashian-ish person, and I’m pretty sure Snapchat and Instagram are the only way they communicate.
Considering it was a bar in Brooklyn, and A$AP Rocky was performing, I would normally understand fleeing the scene and haphazardly forgetting to leave a tip because that many hipsters in close-knit quarters gives me the shakes. But Kendall tweeted how she left dollah dollah bills, the bar deleted their original post, and things seemed to cool down… only they DIDN’T!
Jezebel is out today reporting Kim Jong-Un is the SECOND biggest threat to our shores at the moment, because hell hath no fury like a bar tab scorned. BABY IS NOT ALL RIGHT! Whomever runs Baby’s Instagram account (am I the only one sitting here singing songs from Dirty Dancing and imagining Jennifer Grey furiously typing on an iPhone?) posted Kendall’s kash komment last night with a caption by Nietzsche, because it’s fucking Brooklyn. The quote goes, “I not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you” followed by “#nocashtip.”
Dramaaaaa! Whoever holds ‘dem social media keys must have been hitting the kombucha a little too hard Tuesday, because the post got swiped by this morning. No clap back from Kendall yet, but I’m assuming she saw “Nietzsche,” said “huh?” and then went back to staring at herself in the mirror.