Usher’s been swamped with bad press lately, and, for once, it’s not because he’s responsible for making Justin Bieber a thing. Gloria Allred is crying tears of joy, because her baby girl Lisa Bloom is corralling a group of plaintiffs in a good ol’ fashioned sex scandal.
Usher apparently wasn’t forthcoming with his love in ‘dis club, because a few former players in games of Usher-slap-‘n-tickle say his wiener wasn’t exactly pure. In fact, back in 2012, his knob was squirting green juice, and, no, it wasn’t Mountain Dew. It was supposedly herpes and I don’t think herpes causes peens to squirt green juice. Or so I’ve heard.
As herpes does, that shit came back, and now people are lawyering up (and, yes, I picked this photo, because I pored over that looking for lingering signs of the nasty shit).
One woman is already suing him for $20 million for “emotional harm, medical bills, and punitive damages.” She should probably add “…and Abreva, because that shit is way more expensive than it should be.” Three others, including a dude, are hopping on the lawyer train, and Lisa is more than happy to take them on because home prices in Hollywood ain’t exactly cheap.
TMZ says one of Lisa’s clients says she actually has tested negative for herpes. Quantasia Sharpton is only suing because Usher picked her out of a crowd at a concert for her 19th birthday, fucked her raw without telling her he had herpes, and now she feels violated. She told Usher that if he has herpes, to please tell his future fuck partners. Lisa Bloom made it clear in the press conference that they don’t know for sure if Usher has herpes, and if she does, he hopes he will come forward and prove that he’s negative to clear this up (pun intended on her part, I’m sure). TMZ also claims that exactly one week ago, Quantasia may have pulled a smart move by tweeting about needing money and about how she was enjoying her last couple of hours as “regular girl.” Beyond Quantasia, one of the other accusers has tested positive for herpes. All claim to have experienced distress, shame, anxiety, and revulsion. Surprisingly, Usher’s co-judges said the same thing after working with him on The Voice.
Clip of the press conference below: