Night Crumbs
The Daily Mail is saying that Cara Delevingne has been approached to play a Bond girl. She’d be perfect for this next Bond film! Cara always looks like she’d rather be getting 4-hour dental surgery than doing whatever she’s supposed to be doing, and we all know how enthusiastic Daniel Craig was to play Bond again – Celebitchy
Prepare the Royal Barcalounger, Prince Philip is officially retired now – Lainey Gossip
One of Scott Disick’s former ladies flashed her nipples in a sheer shirt for the paps. She should expect a cease-and-desist from Bella Thorne, because that’s kind of her turf – Drunken Stepfather
Speaking of Bella Thorne, here she is looking like an aerobics instructor at a raver-themed fitness center – Hollywood Tuna
GG from Shahs of Sunset explains why she got quickie married, and the reason was not: “For attention” – Reality Tea
Aziz Ansari is “Fuck it, I don’t need to work” rich now – Pajiba
Kate Moss learned the hard truth that strapless bikini tops have zero loyalty and will bail on your boobs in a second – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
I’ll take “Things even a rainbow can’t make better” for $200… – Towleroad
Presented without any bit of sarcasm: Tara Reid looks good – Popoholic
Gwendoline Christie obviously didn’t go to the acting school that teaches a scene is made 100% better by angrily gesturing with the hand clutching a cigarette – Jezebel
Justin Timberlake is getting roasted by little kids now – Boy Culture
That blue wig/sunglasses/baby tee combo on Rihanna is very ‘alien princess attending a Spacehog concert in 1995’ – Just Jared
Serena Williams had a 1950’s-themed baby shower, and I’m on board just as long as she didn’t also serve gross 1950’s party refreshments like seafood mousse and candle salad – Popsugar
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