Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Diesel Minnie™!

Finally, an Instagram model who deserves all of the shine and followers he’s getting. Diesel Minnie is very well-respected Instagram THOT (That Hound Over There) who is considered a “canine influencer” (cut to my dog rolling his eyes at that the same way I roll my eyes at “social media influencer”) and is the face of a luxurious line of fancy shit for dogs called World of Angus. In a video that’s been making the rounds, Diesel Minnie, which sounds like the name of a roller derby star, showed his forty five thousand followers how he relaxes his shredded nerves in a lavish dog spa (aka the guest bathroom sink) after a long of day of napping, barking, sniffing asses, barking, napping, barking, modeling, barking and napping and barking some more. He’s a Yorkie, barking is their oxygen.

There’s something soothing and hypnotic about watching Diesel Minnie luxuriate in an opulent spa tub. Diesel Minnie is also doing an impersonation of me relaxing the day that Cynthia Nixon announces that the rumor about her running for the Governor of New York is wrong. She’s actually running for President in 2020 instead. Nothing will settle my nerves completely like knowing that Rojo Caliente will make everything okay when she becomes FLOTUS.

So soothing… So luxurious…

My dog is as nervous as a trick who remembers that they once had bareback fuck times with Usher, so I’m tempted to treat him to a spa day like that. But nope. He’d try to eat those cucumbers and he’d squirm so much that he’d knock over that candle, which would burn him. And then I’d be the one lying on a hard surface (read: a concrete bed in a jail cell after getting arrested for dog abuse). But it’s working for Diesel Minnie, so luxuriate on, Diesel Minnie!

Pic: Instagram

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >