Hot Slut Of The Day!
Gung-Ho from G.I. Joe!
There are five simple reasons for why Gung-Ho deserves HSOTD:
- He’s got “ho” in his name.
- He’s from the 1980s. Anyone or anything from the 1980s should be honored.
- He looks like the kind of daddy power top who keeps his boots on while boning and prefers to spit on a b-hole than use butt lube. But then again, he also looks like a daddy power bottom who regularly posts on Craigslist about wanting anonymous cum and go hook-ups.
- His “real name” will give you the puckers. Prepare to pucker: His real name is Ettienne R. LaFitte. And commence puckering!
- He looks like straight out of Tom of Finland’s USA! USA! series.
Gung-Ho made his G.I. Joe debut in 1983, he’s a good guy and was an original member of Joe’s Marine team. Gung-Ho is Cajun and comes from a fake town called Fer-de-Lance in Louisiana. Gung-Ho was in the G.I. Joe comic, the cartoon series, two video games and he got his own action figure. Sadly, Gung-Ho wasn’t in either of the two turd-encrusted live-action G.I. Joe movies, which is a damn shame for Tom Hardy, because he was born to wear a sassy green cap and a hot blue vest.
And I didn’t know it back then in the early-80s, but Gung-Ho was a gay icon in the making. This still of Gung-Ho and Shipwreck (who obviously went to the same eyebrow waxing salon) from the cartoon series alone could inspire a thousand gay porn fanfics.
That looks like the beginning of a really good Men.com scene, and Gung-Ho and Shipwreck gave it to us long before Men.com even existed!
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