Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Gung-Ho from G.I. Joe!

There are five simple reasons for why Gung-Ho deserves HSOTD:

  1. He’s got “ho” in his name.
  2. He’s from the 1980s. Anyone or anything from the 1980s should be honored.
  3. He looks like the kind of daddy power top who keeps his boots on while boning and prefers to spit on a b-hole than use butt lube. But then again, he also looks like a daddy power bottom who regularly posts on Craigslist about wanting anonymous cum and go hook-ups.
  4. His “real name” will give you the puckers. Prepare to pucker: His real name is Ettienne R. LaFitte. And commence puckering!
  5. He looks like straight out of Tom of Finland’s USA! USA! series.

Gung-Ho made his G.I. Joe debut in 1983, he’s a good guy and was an original member of Joe’s Marine team. Gung-Ho is Cajun and comes from a fake town called Fer-de-Lance in Louisiana. Gung-Ho was in the G.I. Joe comic, the cartoon series, two video games and he got his own action figure. Sadly, Gung-Ho wasn’t in either of the two turd-encrusted live-action G.I. Joe movies, which is a damn shame for Tom Hardy, because he was born to wear a sassy green cap and a hot blue vest.

And I didn’t know it back then in the early-80s, but Gung-Ho was a gay icon in the making. This still of Gung-Ho and Shipwreck (who obviously went to the same eyebrow waxing salon) from the cartoon series alone could inspire a thousand gay porn fanfics.

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That looks like the beginning of a really good Men.com scene, and Gung-Ho and Shipwreck gave it to us long before Men.com even existed!

Pics: Comic Vine, Pinterest

 

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