Some Of R. Kelly’s Upcoming Tour Dates Have Been Cancelled
The past few weeks have been pretty bad for everyone’s favorite creepy uncle, R. Kelly. First, we found out about his No Checkout Time bed and breakfast filled with women he Pied Piper-ed into staying with him. Next, we heard from one of his “captives” who wanted to inform us all that he’s the best man she’s ever known and is STAYYYYIN’! Then, we got an exclusive look behind the curtain of the Wizard of Whiz’s world, even being treated to a story from one of the munchkins who escaped his urine scented Lollipop Guild. And through it all, his fans have been supportive and continued to throw money at him for his current After Party tour. Well, that’s finally come to an end! It seems like common sense is ready to overtake this madness, because a few of his tour dates have been cancelled.
TMZ reports that four out of ten upcoming shows (two in Louisiana, one in Dallas and one in Los Angeles) have been axed from the After Party roster. This comes as no surprise since his ticket sales are now lower than his morals. His first show since the sex cult allegations broke occurred last Friday night in Virginia Beach and had a horrible turn out with the venue barely being filled to half capacity. Now, a smarter person would reassess the situation and think to himself, “You know what? I’ma just go home and wait for this shit to die down.“ But no. Not Uncle Pissy. He’s determined that the show must go on!
Sources close to Kelly tell TMZ the tour will absolutely go on, explaining the L.A. show was only canceled because of a scheduling conflict with another nearby stop. The sources would not comment about the other 3 terminated shows. As of Monday, there are still a few dates left of the “After Party” tour that have tickets for sale.
I think his fans are finally beginning to step, step away from the smell of bullshit R. Kelly carries around with him. Honestly, I’m surprised that people took this long to push back from all of this nonsense. And when I say ‘took this long’ I am, of course, referring to the 1990’s when he married his child-bride of 15 seconds Aaliyah. I’m sure every morning when he wakes up his issues tap him on the shoulder and whisper ever so lovingly “You remind me of something… a predator.”
It’s not looking too good for R. Kelly nowadays and the spiral can only go downhill as the allegations wreak more havoc on his income. And everyone knows that the best way to mess with someone is to hit them deep in the pockets. Although in R. Kelly’s case, “in the pockets” could also refer to where he hides the hard candy he uses to lure his victims back to the Palace of Piss.
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