Chanel released a commercial for their latest perfume starring Kristen Stewart. It’s kind of like a high-fashion mash-up of that 1984 Apple commercial, The Matrix, and a chiffon sale at Joann Fabrics, with KStew looking like a haute couture hipster mummy. I hope she got to keep her wardrobe from the shoot, because “Haute Couture Hipster Mummy” sounds like KStew’s ideal Halloween costume – Lainey Gossip
But just in case you think she’s all gone all fancy, Kristen Stewart proves she’s still the “Ugh, whatever” President of the Edgy Kids Club by using a shoelace for a belt – Popoholic
Kate Moss’ sister is the latest person to be like “Can you see my nipples? Eh, it’s fine” before they stepped in front of the paps – Drunken Stepfather
Luann de Lesseps’ second husband moves fast – Reality Tea
Actress Chloe Bennet got very real when someone asked why she chooses not to go by her real last name of Wang – Celebitchy
Bella Thorne can now add “aspiring popstar” to her resume (a resume I assume is written in glitter lube on the paper toilet seat cover from a club restroom) – Hollywood Tuna
According to Aaron Rodgers, a lot of gay NFL players are still afraid to come out of the locker room closet – Towleroad
PBS might be pulling an “I don’t know her” on the new The Great British Bake-Off. All of a sudden, PBS is too good for charming British programming, huh? – Jezebel
Secret Baby News: Hannah Simone (aka Cece from New Girl) gave birth a month ago – Just Jared
Here is yet another Will & Grace teaser to hold you over until the show starts – Boy Culture
And here is a very sad trailer for the made-for-TV Bobbi Kristina Brown biopic – Starcasm
Some people in China don’t want Gigi Hadid strutting her panty-covered ass in their country for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – IDLYITW
No pun intended (kidding, all the pun intended), but let’s end with a collection of bouncing TV butts – Popsugar
Joseph Kahn, the director of Taylor Swift’s video for “Look What You Made Me Do,” is once again defending Tay’s honor against critics. This time, it’s in regard to people either being “meh” or “It’s not good, Taylor” or “I liked that video when Beyoncé/Madonna/Katy Perry/[insert ANY other artist here] did it first” over her new song.
Kendall Jenner, one of Victoria’s more recent secrets, is skipping the 2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show because she has skankier panties to fry and a bigger cash to check. TMZ says expensive underwear company La Perla is tossing millions at Kendall to work her America’s Next Top Model third-episode-of-the-season-caliber modeling into their britches, and that shit comes with a non-compete! So no more Vicky for Kenny, which is a shame because it’s the one night of the year people younger than 900 tune into CBS.
While I’m not surprised La Perla has a non-compete clause, I am surprised they have their French lace panties in a wad thinking Victoria’s Secret is actual competition. Every time I walk by a La Perla, I get anxious thinking they make you take an AP French exam before they let you try on a thong. Meanwhile, I see Victoria’s Secret more often than not slumming it in the corner of a mall next to Old Navy! Check out Kendall’s first Le Perla post below:
This leaves thwacking Ariana Grande with angel wings and playing the “How long can you walk down a runway with a pout while Leonardo DiCaprio wolf whistles from the sideline” game to the likes of Gigi and Bella Hadid and perpetual angel Adriana Lima. I’m also sure Kendall realized Taylor Swift has an album to push, so she would naturally be there. Tay and Leo both view that shit as open hunting season for squad members and girlfriends. Get out while you can, K!
Fact: the greatest piece of television history is Mariah Carey’s episode of Cribs (mostly for the literal cat fight with her poor pussy who spends most of the episode swapping “Can you believe this bish has us working overtime?” glares with most of Mimi’s staff). It’s been too long since we’ve seen inside Mimi’s palace. Luckily, the team at Vogue recently got a tour inside her closet. Continue reading
Imagine you live next door to Lady Gaga. What do you think that entails? You might be picturing a house decorated in huge plastic inflatable tentacles, or a swimming pool filled with blue paint instead of water and a “slide” that’s really just three half-naked male dancers in the shape of a slide. Oh, but in reality (at least according to an alleged neighbor), it’s much, much worse than that. Lady Gaga has roosters, and one of those roosters will not shut up.
When Corinne Olympios appeared on a Bachelor in Paradise reunion show Tuesday night in her best attempt at an Ariana Grande hair tutorial, she issued an apology to DeMario Jackson (via rose wrangler Chris Harrison) for all the drama that went down during the first weekend of filming. She also claimed she didn’t really remember the incident, because she had drank too much booze while taking medication. It wrapped everything up into a tidy little reality TV package, and closed the door on that chapter.
Maybe there were a couple viewers who wondered if Corinne’s apology was orchestrated by Warner Bros. head honchos, standing behind the camera, mouthing the words “Don’t forget the part about the pills!” while making invisible pill bottle-shaking hand motions. Well no, Corinne and DeMario are absolutely, for-real all good now. TMZ caught up with Corinne and DeMario outside of a club last night in Los Angeles, and they made it very clear there’s no bad blood. No literally, Corinne says it twice.
TMZ seems to think this is all a little too good to be true. I can see how they might be suspicious. Personally, the only way I’m allowing a jump-hug like that is if I’m getting paid to do it (you gotta get that money in case you throw your damn back out!). But then again, DeMario does make a joke about how his “PR is going to hate this in the morning.” Oh DeMario, surely you’re not that naive. This is exactly the sort of thing a publicist likes to wake up to. Did you get attention? Check! The only thing they’d hate is if it happened and no cameras were around. DeMario, you’re going to be fine.