Katie Holmes talks about her twangy West Virginia accent in Logan Lucky, saying she got it from a dialect coach. Was the dialect coach a scratched Britney and Kevin: Chaotic DVD? Because that’s what it sounds like – Lainey Gossip
Another day, another story about how Chris Pratt’s marriage ended because he worked too much and definitely not because his ego inflated like a helium balloon – Celebitchy
I’m starting to think Kris Jenner recently sent her daughters a memo forbidding them to leave the house in a bra – The Nip Slip
While we’re on the topic of nipples, one of Bella Thorne’s decided to pop out and say hello – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Oh good, a new place for The Real Housewives of Orange County to get into loud fights at – Reality Tea
Candice Swanepoel is in Victoria’s Secret lingerie and ass-less leather chaps, which I believe is totally the exact same outfit you get when you sign up for one of those City Slickers-type cattle drives – Hollywood Tuna
Seeing Patrick Stewart with hair is like…well, like seeing Patrick Stewart with hair; it’s not right! – Pajiba
Here’s Demi Lovato giving you a look I like to call Bed, Bath, and Beyond Thirsty – Popoholic
Clay Aiken apologizes for being a “f*****g dumbass” by defending Trump – Towleroad
Tiffany Haddish says she used to live in a 2-door Geo Metro hatchback. Tiffany could teach those tiny house people from HGTV a thing or two – OMG Blog
P!nk is back and she’s addressing some heavy issues with modern dance in the video for “What About Us” – Boy Culture
After 16 years together, Helen Hunt and her boyfriend are done. They deserve an award. By my rough calculations, 16 years is approximately 4.8 million in Hollywood years – Just Jared
Basketball Wives news you might be able to use: things are still very messy between Jackie Christie and her daughter – Starcasm
John Heard’s cause of death has been released, and he reportedly died of a heart attack – Popsugar
Hopefully, she also filed for a restraining order or moved somewhere with little to no running paths nearby, because her ex likes to go for angry jogs while armed.
US Weekly reports that reality television homewrecker (I’m referencing the show) Christina El Moussa has filed for divorce from her husband and Flip or Flop co-host, Tarek El Moussa. This move comes several months after HE filed his own documents. And Christina wants some money, honey.
Tom Cruise learned a very hard lesson earlier this week: that no matter how hard you visualize yourself flying in your private Scientology human-to-god training with David Miscavige, you aren’t actually able to fly. Tom Cruise brought some accidental AFV antics to the set of Mission: Impossible 6 in London on Sunday when he failed twice to successfully complete a jump from the roof of one building to another while rigged up to a harness.
E! News says Tom’s results are in, and he’s got a broken ankle. Calm down, John Travolta, I’m sure Tom will let you be the first to sign his cast. Paramount Pictures released a statement about Tom’s injury letting everyone know that Tom is ok, but filming has been suspended for the time being.
“During production on the latest Mission: Impossible film, Tom Cruise broke his ankle while performing a stunt. Production will go on hiatus while Tom makes a full recovery, and the film remains on schedule to open July 27, 2018. Tom wants to thank you all for your concern and support and can’t wait to share the film with everyone next summer.”
It probably doesn’t have to be that long of a break (no pun intended). They could just throw Tom in a cast and shoot him behind a series of desks, plants, and moving boxes. And if they really need him to look like he’s in constant motion, which he usually is in those movies, they could edit out his crutches in post-production and outfit him with a special running cast. Just don’t forget to add a little 3-inch plaster lift at the bottom! You wouldn’t want him hobbling around with one foot at his natural height.
Much like Wu-Tang Clan, Dolly Parton is for the children. Dolly will be releasing a new album this fall, and it’s a children’s album! This is exactly the tonic we need in these trying times. People reports:
At a Nashville press conference on Tuesday, the country superstar announced she will release a new album this fall, this one for kids. Her first-ever children’s album, titled I Believe in You, will be available digitally Sept. 29, and the physical album will hit stores worldwide on Oct. 13.
Everybody knows that dogs are shady as fuck. My dog Professor Owen (RIP) used to pull some real cold-blooded shit on me. He had selective hearing and would ghost me at the dog park all the time. He humped legs, even worse, he once humped a young boy who was on his hands and knees playing. He stole a hot dog from a child’s hand and horked it down in seconds. He somehow managed to get up on the dining room table and eat an entire pecan pie which I was planning on eating as my post Thanksgiving breakfast pie. He’d eat cat shit and then lick your face. Once he disappeared and I found him on my neighbors ROOF looking for a damn squirrel. He was a real asshole and I loved him to bits.
Roman Polanski, 83, is being accused of sexually assaulting a minor for the THIRD time. A woman, who is only being identified as “Robin,” appeared at a Gloria Allred-hosted press conference in L.A. yesterday. (Honestly, how does Gloria juggle her caseload? Does she just show up for the first press conference, and then the one on the courthouse steps after the trial is over? Are there Gloria Allred doppelgangers?) Continue reading