RiRi Ain’t Here For Your Snack Attack

July 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Rihanna has gotten a little curvier as of late, and most fans are loving the fact that the pop star is being body positive from a genuine place, as opposed to the Kardashian method of Photoshopping a bigger booty and ‘gramming, “Me too! #thick #blessed.” Of course, some people are real assholes, so RiRi has drawn the ire of fat shamers on the interwebs. Some Barstool Sports turd wrote an article calling her fat, which must make me the Hindenburg. He now works at TV Guide. Just kidding, I just saw The Devil Wears Prada for the 9000th time last night and have been acting like Emily Blunt all day. That’s all! Actually, it isn’t, because it seems like the plus-size shade continues. 

BuzzFeed reports Ri&Co. were at a convenience store the other day, and the singer’s bitch ass friend jokingly snarked how they had only been there for a few minutes and she already had four snacks. Girl, have you seen the savages that loiter in a 7-Eleven before? If a girl wants to turn it into Supermarket Sweep, I don’t blame her! Let her have her damn Pringles in peace!

Another (nicer) friend tells the snitch to stop judging while RiRi “Gone With The Wind Fabulous” twirls away. Sidenote: that jacket looks like it was made from the wallpaper at a Niagara Falls hotel with a heart-shaped tub in every room. Rihanna later commented along the lines of “Fat shame who?” to silence any further critique. Considering I didn’t see any of those perpetually turning 7-Eleven taquitos in her claws, I don’t see what the problem is here. Girlfriend snacks like a pro!

Pic: Wenn.com

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