Former Hot Slut of the Month Zeus is back, and I’m beginning to think the emotional Siberian Husky has reason to cry all the time: his owners are monsters! Zeus’s first tantrum stemmed from him being a fish trapped in a dog’s body. His owners want to take him on walks, and all he wants to do is be where the people aren’t: under the sea!
This go ‘round, Zeus is royally pissed because his owner wants him to get out the front seat and go to the back. Um, ‘scuse me, betch? Zeus called shotgun at sunrise when everyone was still brushing their teeth and arguing over whether to watch Today or Good Morning America. By order of the Finders Keepers Amendment that Ben Franklin cheekily tacked onto the Constitution, he gets front seat, dammit! I like how the owner is heard asking, “Am I supposed to get in the back?” Yes, huss! And you’ll enjoy whatever version of Jock Jams Zeus decides to play, because radio control comes with the good SUV real estate! Ya snooze, ya loose, mean lady owner!