A Heckler Almost Came Between Chris Christie And His Nachos

July 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Christie is the shady mastodon who runs New Jersey and is disliked by the majority of his constituents (note the poll results). He’s known for ridiculous behavior in public. One of his most recent stunts was when he turned a closed-due-to-budget-deficits state beach into a private one for him and his family on a national holiday. He’s also the guy who will allegedly allow employees to do time for him so he can get away with corrupt schemes involving bridges. He’s an all-around pillar of the community!

Chris is also known for his inability to let things slide off his thin hide skin. For instance, take Sunday afternoon’s game between the Brewers and the Cubs in Milwaukee. Chris was lumbering down the arena steps, on the way to his seat with a bowl of nachos. That’s when he heard someone voice their opinion of him. He MUST have a thin skin, because he put his delicious snack on stand-by to handle a heckler.

Cubs fan Brad Joseph told the Washington Post that he had yelled Chris’ name when Chris passed his row on the way to the concession stands. He must have really wanted something viral for the weekend, because he was intent on getting Gov. Christie’s attention. Brad loudly opined that Chris “sucked” and that he was a “hypocrite” as Trump’s ass barnacle and his newly acquired snack came back down. Ballpark arguments amongst beer-swilling MLB fans aren’t that unusual. What’s unusual, is when the governor of New Jersey engages in one. Brad says:

“He then turned around and walked all the way back towards me and got up in my face for what seemed like a long time, but was probably only about 30 seconds or a minute.”

Chris reportedly touched knees with his tormentor and asked him if he wanted to “start something.” If only he wasn’t carrying nachos! He could have then slapped his moobs and told Brad to “come at me, bro!” as US governors are known to do when feeling threatened.

“[He] was yelling at me. First he told me, ‘Why don’t you have another beer?’ which I thought was a decent comeback, and I thought that was kind of funny. Then he started calling me a tough guy.”

Chris’ fuck tank has been on “E” for some time now. So he probably didn’t mind that Brad’s cousin who was attending the game with him, WISN news reporter Ben Hutchinson, was recording the end of their exchange on his phone.

This incident could have been a lot worse had those nachos not acted as a deterrent. You know Chris wanted to get the hell back to his seat so he could power those down. He also could have been wearing this, so Brad got off lucky in that respect.

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