Open Post: Hosted By Riley The Carpet Shark
July 30, 2017 / Posted by: J Harvey
Maybe she just had too much to drink? Who hasn’t shoved themselves home that way? I hear crickets. Traitors.
Tastefully Offensive has introduced the world to “The Carpet Shark.” Riley is a two-year-old Boston Terrier from San Francisco. She seemingly enjoys the friction of scooting herself around using her hind legs. Look, life gets boring. You need to do something weird once in awhile to entertain yourself (and scratch your chin when your lazy-ass human won’t).
Riley is on Instagram and probably has more followers than you. Don’t be jealous, just start scooting. On your upper front. The other way is gross and indicates your dog needs assistance with an issue. Watch Riley in action, below.
Pic: YouTube
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