Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood star Teairra Mari isn’t ashamed to let you know that she has a leaky ass. She recently, um, opened up about her struggles on show’s set. On a recent VH1 special, Teairra, as reported on The Jasmine Brand, said:
Yeah my butt might’ve been leaking but it was leaking fat. It wasn’t leaking no fake, prosthetic s***. But I still got a nice a** and you better know it.
Say what now? There have got to be degrees of rankness on the sets of reality shows with something like The Great British Bake Off being at the base of the Pyramid of Repugnance (eew, did Mary Berry really just stick her finger in that bowl of raw batter and lick it?), The Bachelor being somewhere in the upper-middle (dead spermatozoa in a hot tub, contestants stepping in a pool of cold vomit in the night) and at the very tippy top, Love & Hip Hop’s ass ooze. Not convinced L&HH deserves the top brick in that pyramid? The show’s co-executive producer Trevia Williams had this to say:
I had a couple cast members who were pumping up their hinder parts with whatever they were putting in them. They would come to set and there would be leakage on the couches, back of their dresses.
I’m not even sure how this happens. You know you are living your best life when doing a Google search for “butt injection leak from where?” can be considered a legitimate job function. I would edify you with the results of my research, but I know some of you might want to eat a jelly doughnut again in your lifetime. I hope the show’s crew get hazard pay, I really do. Hazard pay and a hazmat suit. It’s Friday and I can’t leave you with whatever is in your head right now so here’s this.
Please forgive me for what was discussed earlier.