Open Post: Hosted By Matt Bomer Dishing On What Gets His Nethers Riled

Matt Bomer is working the press circuit hard for his new show The Last Tycoon, and nothing screams F. Scott Fitzgerald like sipping a mint julep and dishing on some good ol’ fashioned gay tingles! While on Watch What Happens Live, Matt fielded questions from Andy Cohen on what made his Magic Mike a little XXL in a game called “Does It Give You A Boner, Bomer?” Sadly, my contacts are 900 days old, and I thought it was just, “Does Bomer Give You A Boner?” I mean, he doesn’t NOT give me one…

Matty boy apparently doesn’t like any extra limbs in his boudoir, as threesomes turn him off, but a disco ball and some ABBA on the vinyl does, as a 70s-style bush is GAY-OK for Boner, I mean, Bomer. He didn’t seem all that into the game until Andy asked if he was into roleplay, and it looked like he was ready to get into Rue McClanahan drag on the spot when he replied, “Fuck yeah!” What?! Golden Girls roleplay is the ONLY roleplay, as far as I’m concerned. To see if Pepaws and the candle aisle at Wal-Mart gets his peen pounding, check out the whole game below:

Pic: Wenn.com