Night Crumbs

July 28, 2017 / Posted by:

Prince Hot Ginge hung out with a bunch of kids at an event for the Fit and Fed campaign in London, and either that boy is crying because he was forced to wear that oversized shirt dress and doesn’t think that silhouette works for him. Or he’s crying because he doesn’t understand why that mean ass ho PHG hasn’t responded to the love letters that a certain skinny fat gay blogger from California has sent to Buckingham Palace. Definitely the second one – Lainey Gossip

Open your mouth, say awww and let Tara Reid and her jumbo-sized nipple covers provide you with your daily dose of Vitamin E (for Elegance) – Drunken Stepfather 

I see that Rick Ross’ PR team wrote an apology for him about the shit his mouth pooped out about lady rappers – Celebitchy

Excerpts from Yolanda Hadid’s book are trickling out, and it seems like David Foster was less of a “King” and more of a cold-hearted demon who abandoned her during her hour of need – Reality Tea

Don’t you sensually cover your giant chichis and cooch while taking an outdoor shower like Charlotte McKinney? – Hollywood Tuna 

Troye Sivan’s mop got jumped by a gang of peroxide – Towleroad

That movie where Armie Hammer eats a peach filled with twink jizz has a poster – Towleroad

Sophie Turner is looking very MTV Beach House circa 1993 – Popoholic

I, for one, am glad that The Emoji Movie was made, because if it wasn’t, we wouldn’t be able to witness the critics dropping several poop emojis all over it – Pajiba

Um, Warner Bros. should use that Oscar campaign money to pay Lynda Carter whatever she wants to be in the next Wonder Woman movie – IDLYITW

Oh, I spent a good 10 minutes staring at Trevor Donovan’s Speedo to see if he’s really Jewish.” – me when anybody asks what I did today – SOW

It’s 2017 and Willa Ford got two headlines this week. So congratulations to her for that – Just Jared

That teen Mormon model and his Miss Teen USA girlfriend named their baby Gravity Blue Smith. Poor Gravity Blue is going to find out that gravity is real when she falls to the floor after realizing her name is fucking Gravity Blue – Jezebel

What an indecent slut that Leonardo DiCatchAHo is! He should’ve at least covered up that other nipple with a terry cloth pasty – Popsugar

Programming Note: Mieka is doing a little traveling (okay, a lot of traveling) during the next few weeks, so Ben and J. Harvey will help out with posts. Also, I’m back from my road trip, and surprisingly, I didn’t drive the car into the Grand Canyon after being stuck with my sister for hours on end. And now that I’m back, that podcast I promised is coming shortly. So prepare your ears for the cringing!

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