Kardashian Exes Convene To Plot Retaking The Iron Throne

July 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Blac Chyna, Lamar Odom, Tyga, and Bella Thorne were all at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel Wednesday night, and, no, it wasn’t because there was a $4.99 buffet. I checked. Entertainment Tonight says Blac was there for something called an iGO.live launch, which apparently is some sort of streaming service… girl, that just sounds like a faster way to spread revenge porn- not exactly something these four horsemen of the apocalypse should want promoted!

For the most part, it seemed like everyone got along. Of his relationship with Blac, Tyga said, “We good.” Sounds like how I respond when someone asks me how I’m doing with the inside of a gym that I never see, but ah well! Blac even managed to pose with Lamar, which almost certainly was not about chapping any Kardash-ass:

In case you forgot and because Hollywood is more incestuous than an 18th century royal family, lemme draw the lines: Bella just knows how to stay relevant, so she boned the Kardashian Koven houseboy Scott Disick. Blac is Rob Kardashian’s ex-piece who also had his baby, but she also had a baby (pre-Rob) with Tyga, who was with Kylie Jenner. Kylie is half-sisters with Khloe Kardashian, who was married to Lamar, who well… is a tortured soul. Yeah, that’s it. Tortured.

Lamar recently wrote (via People) about his experiences post-getting found unconscious in a Nevada brothel and spending four days in a coma. Khloe and the rest of the Kardashians rushed to be with Lamar, who was pretty surprised by their arrival:

“My ex-wife was there in the room with me. After all the s— I had done, I was surprised to see her. Honestly, that’s when I knew that I was probably in bad shape.”

Lamar also recently told Wendy Williams that it was probably for the best that he and Khloe keep their distance now that they are divorced. Khloe likely took one look at the photo with Blac and had no problem abiding by homeboy’s wishes!

With that many exes under the same roof at the same time, I assume Kris Humphries was safely stowed away at an off-site In-N-Out as designated survivor lest something go wrong… like Kris Jenner showing up and corralling them all into another season on E!. Check out the parade of exes (plus Fifth Harmony!) from the event in the gallery below:


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