Rick Ross Won’t Sign A Female Rapper To His Label For Fear Of Inevitable Sex

July 26, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’re an aspiring rapper who also happens to be a woman, here’s a hot career tip for you: don’t send a mixtape to the office of Rick Ross. I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to work out. The guaranteed sexual tension between you and Rick will inevitably cause your crotches to explode with passion, which will then make things weird around the office, and Rick just doesn’t want to have to deal with that. At least according to Rick Ross’ delusional mind that’s what will happen.

Rick was asked why he’s never signed a lady rapper to his recording label, Maybach Music Group, during a recent interview with Power 105.1’s The Breakfast Club (via Pitchfork). Pure misogynistic nonsense ensued.

“You know, I never did it because I always thought, like, I would end up fucking a female rapper and fucking the business up. I’m so focused on my business. I just, I gotta be honest with you. You know, she looking good. I’m spending so much money on her photo shoots. I gotta fuck a couple times.”

Those poor female rappers. The disappointment they must feel knowing they’ll never have the privilege of wrapping up an expensive photo shoot and catching a glimpse of Rick in the corner, puddles of sweat collecting under his moobs in his sexiest laundry day outfit, with a look in his eyes that say “I’m going to let you have sex on me…a couple times.

But there’s one person who greatly benefits from Rick’s no female rappers policy, and that’s whoever runs HR over at Maybach Music Group. They would for sure develop a chronic case of carpal tunnel and severe nerve damage in their fingertips from typing up all those sexual harassment complaints.

Pic: Wenn.com

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