Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Many of us woke up to even more flaming shit-covered ass bomb news that makes us want to stowaway on the next NASA spacecraft headed far away from this disaster, and there’s not a palate cleanser strong enough or big enough, but well, as the country goes back into the stone age, let me, a gay dude, slobber over some piping hot man nipples while it’s still legal. (Cut to five minutes from now when Jabba the Trump will tweet: After consulting with the advisors in my head, I have decided to make it illegal for all gays to publicly slobber over man nipples. But don’t worry, it’s still legal for the straights to pussy grab.)

Some Hot Sluts get the HSOTD honor (“Calling ‘Hot Slut of the Day‘ an honor is like calling a throbbing, hairy pus-oozing butt pimple a ‘beauty mark.'” – all past Hot Sluts of the Day) for being a snub master, others get the honor for being a weather master of fabulousness, but today’s HSOTD gets the honor for just being really hot. Specifically, being a panty creamer at 50.

Hot people putting their bare hotness on Instagram for likes is something that has happened since the beginning of time, but model/photographer/professional Thirst Trapper Chuando Tan is getting attention for being the Mona Lisa of The Asian Don’t Raisin Museum of Hotness. Mothership says that Chuando Tan’s 20-something-looking hot ass is really 50 years old. Before you get all Jabba the Trump and start shitting at the mouth about needing to see his birth certificate, the media apparently proved that he really is 50. He was a big model in Singapore back in the late-80s and 90s.

The Singaporean Dorian Grey did an interview years ago where he said that the secret to his youthfulness and beauty is working out (DUH) and not taking baths late at night or early in the morning. He probably doesn’t take baths late at night or early in the morning, because that’s the witching hour and he’s too busy trolling the streets for virgins to suck the blood out of. And since you’re only here for the man nipples, here’s more tingle-inducing pictures of the beyond hot piece who makes Keanu Reeves look like Methuselah. This is 50.

#Newyear #resolution "I'll be back!" 😂💪

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And this is 50.

"Don't Give Up Just Because Things Are Hard" #justdoit 😝 #GoodMorning 👍☀️

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This, yup, it’s 50.

Morning cardio ☑️😂

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Still 50.

PRESENTING: Midnight Swimming. Midnight Posing. Lol 🙈😂 ————————- The situation is so traumatizing that the only solution for this time, is to get out of there and escape to the unknown world. Although as scary as it seems, but what can be worst than what he has been going through ? His mind and heart speak with one voice for the first time: "It is time to explore the murky depths of the moonlit ripples !" "Jump right in, feel the fear and do it anyway!" As he drags his steps into the dark water… They speak again: "you'll never know what's in store for you until u let go what's not meant for you, so that the right one will catch you !" -continue (A mixed up mind inspired by @xplacidacidx 🙊😝) – 23rd Jan 16

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Again, 50.

Everything you want is on the other side of FEAR. Have a blessed Good Friday ❤️ – 25th Mar 16

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Chuando is hot for 20, 30, 40 and whatever. But you know, I won’t fully believe that he’s 50 until I see him kick, stretch and kick. And yes, I’m going to need to see him kick, stretch and kick while chonies-less. He’s 50!

Pic: Instagram

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