Open Post: Hosted By Princess Charlotte Showing What She Really Thinks Of Germany!

July 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Prince William and Princess Kate brought the kids with them on their European tour of Poland and Germany, and, well, maybe Princess Charlotte just really liked Angela Merkel?

Just before boarding a plane back to London from Hamburg, the two-year-old princess boo-hooed and flung herself onto the tarmac in the biggest fit the Royal Family has seen since some poor butler had to tell Queen Elizabeth that Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini-Tammy-Faye-Baker (does anyone know what her last name is now??) wasn’t coming back to X Factor. Just kidding, but Princess Kate was expertly calming down her daughter by whispering something I imagine to be along the lines of, “Listen, you little punk. I brought you into this palace, and I can just as easily take you out… straighten up or you get double corgi poop scoop duty the next time you go to Grandma’s!

The Telegraph said Princess C had been a complete angel on the trip up until the tarmac tantrum, and who can blame her?! She was in a country that gave us schnitzel, pretzels, beer, and Lou Bega! If anything, she was probably screaming, “Why did the commoners ever vote to Brexit this?! Mummy! How will I ever learn the Mambo No. 5?!

Meanwhile, her big brother Prince George posed on a helicopter serving the kind of face I give when the check-out girl at T.J. Maxx accidentally gives me a 25% discount:

William Kate Hamburg depart

Check out the full Hamburg hullabaloo in the gallery below:


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