It’s like they always say: a honeymoon isn’t really a honeymoon until you ask a stranger to take an awkward picture of you recreating the poster for Krippendorf’s Tribe on the beach.
Julianne Hough and her new husband Brooks Laich got married on July 8th. What do you usually do after a wedding? (Besides rinse cake frosting out of your hair and brace yourself for the Visa bill, of course). You go on a honeymoon. But if you’re Julianne and Brooks, you go on a honeymoon and document all the totally-natural antics for some social media likes.
Julianne has built a career on choreography. Which maybe explains all these shots from her honeymoon? There’s not a hair, a hand, or a bikini string out of place in these pics. This honeymoon is so choreographed, Bruno Tonioli is about to jump up from his seat with his 10 paddle and scream “Perfection, darling!”
People says the Hough-Laich’s started out in the Seychelles on July 15th. I know honeymoons don’t have a theme, but if they did, Julianne and Brooks would be “Oh yes, we’re *those* people.”
I don’t like this next set of pictures one bit. It’s not nice to make the other couples feel like lazy asses for spending their honeymoons filling their bodies with booze and shrimp cocktails and spending most of the day passed out by the pool.
But one honeymoon wasn’t enough. Yesterday, Julianne and Brooks left the Seychelles for a safari. Thank goodness they remembered to pack Barbie and Ken’s So Fun Safari™ outfits.
I want to believe that Julianne and Brooks’ honeymoon will end after a week or after they take two dozen pictures with an unimpressed giraffe (whichever comes first). But something tells me they’re not done making us gag on their love. If that’s the case, my guess is in about a week, we’ll see pics of Julianne and Brooks in striped shirts and matching berets kissing at the top of the Eiffel Tower while holding heart-shaped croissants with some caption about “Eiffel for you.” Don’t let us down, you two!