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Gwyneth Paltrow’s arch nemesis Dr. Jen Gunter has responded to last week’s long letter about the haters from Goop.com with one of her own, scolding Goop of spreading misinformation and selling snake oil. Gwyneth is probably going to want a hydrating virgin viper oil serum to soothe the burn from Dr. Jen’s words – Lainey Gossip
Two reality show people don’t regret sharing their personal life drama on television. Can you even believe it? – Reality Tea
Halle Berry, commenting on those pregnancy rumors from last month, says no one talks about a man’s pooch. I would absolutely watch a show called Talkin’ Pooches – Celebitchy
Sean Spicer resigns as Press Secretary, thus officially ending Melissa McCarthy’s run as one of the best characters on SNL – Towleroad
The penis of an Instagram “star” has hit the internet – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Miranda Kerr filmed a pre-wedding workout video for Vogue. Surprisingly, one of the exercises wasn’t jumping up and down every time she remembered she was about to marry a billionaire – Hollywood Tuna
Kim Kardashian’s boobs look like the last two onions in a bag purchased from a goth grocery store – Drunken Stepfather
Adjustments have been made to that wax figure of Beyonce that looked almost nothing like Beyonce – Popsugar
Here’s Elsa Hosk fulfilling a contractual modeling obligation in a Victoria’s Secret – Popoholic
The seventh season of AHS is called American Horror Story: Cult. Based on this teaser trailer, I think it’s about some kind of cult made up of scary clowns with golf ball noses – Just Jared
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