Kim Kardashian Might Be Sleeping With Amanda Lepore’s Sloppy Seconds

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

During Kanye West’s interview with Ellen Degeneres last year, he gave the studio audience a serious case of “Da Fuq He Talkin ‘Bout?“-s after he went on a rant about how he had the ability to see sounds. BUT, it became clear this week that his visions could be just from the contact high of allegedly boning one of the Club Kids. Fans say Yeezy is the rapper Amanda Lepore is talking about shagging in her new memoir.

The New York Times (via Page Six) says the transgender New York nightlife legend vaguely spills about her ex-lay in her book, Doll Parts:

“Ms. Lepore describes having an assignation with a famous rapper whose songs often play in the clubs she frequents. Soon after, she writes, he got married, and ‘I couldn’t help but think that his wife had a similar body type to me.’ ”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye started dating in 2012 and got married in 2014. If Amanda is being honest (and a Club Kid would never lie!), that means Kanye really had a fun era of outside-the-box boudoir action.

Amber Rose made everyone reach for the Kleenex early last year when she claimed that Yeezus used to like a finger up the poop shoot. Getting into some Roger and Jessica Rabbit roleplay with Amanda must have clearly put him in the mood for some curvalicious lady bits. But if it was really Kanye that Amanda is talking about, I don’t get why he would leave her for Kim. Kimmy’s curves are all courtesy of Instagram filters and creative liberties with Photoshop. Amanda’s figure is 100% real* courtesy of a team of surgeons at New York-Presbyterian… she was the original Silicon Valley!

While neither Kanye nor Amanda commented on fans thinking they connected the dots, cackles were heard coming from the Kardashian Koven today. Kris Jenner will have extended her purview to the transgender community without having to go through that evil witch Caitlyn Jenner. The bouquet of roses and thank you NDA is on its way, Amanda!


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