Ben Affleck To Take Some “Me” Time

July 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Despite going public with his new lady-friend Lindsay Shookus, Ben Affleck has been having a rough go of things lately. His brother is a sleazeball. He was deemed uninspiring. He had to go to rehab again. His wife Jennifer Garner finally filed for divorce. Nobody wants his Batman script. Evan Rachel Wood told him to grow up.

These days it seems like everybody hates Ben. What’s a sad sack like Ben to do? Well, according to Deadline (via People Magazine), Ben is dropping out of Netflix’s film Triple Frontier, adding that Ben “is going to take some time to focus on his wellness and his family.”

Ben was supposed to star in Triple Frontier since both Tom Hardy and Channing Tatum declined due to scheduling issues. The film will still go on without him. Ah, poor, Benny. That sounds like a good idea, to take some time; get a manicure, take your kids to Disneyland, eat some ice cream with a fancy spoon. Try not to focus on the fact that you came third after Tom and Channing had passed. I came after Tom Hardy once. I mean, it was a picture of him from the book of pictures I keep under my pillow. Somehow I always seem to come after looking at my special little Tom Hardy book.

Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, right, Ben.

Good luck Ben, I hope you feel better soon.


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