Helium huffer Kevin Hart might have been busted busting a nut with a lady not his wife in the back seat of a car. Radar Online captured and posted some super creepy Nightcrawler inspired video footage of Kevin and an unidentified lady chatting and, depending on how hard you squint, possibly canoodling in the back seat of a Lexus sedan at 5:00 a.m., which was parked in front of a “luxury Miami Beach Hotel.” According to Radar, the encounter lasted 20 minutes, which sounds about right.
Kevin, whose wife Eniko Parrish, is pregnant with the couple’s first child (Kevin has two children from a previous relationship) responded with humor by posting a meme of himself laughing off the allegations.
Kevin, your meme is bad and you should feel bad.
This is not the first time Lil’ Kev has been accused of hiding his rubber chicken in the wrong glove compartment. E! News reports:
Kevin’s ex-wife Torrei Hart accused Eniko of breaking up their eight-year marriage. But when she blamed Hart’s alleged infidelity on their divorce during an emotional interview with ET, the Ride Along star refuted Torrei’s claims and stood by his then-girlfriend’s side.
That Radar video doesn’t really prove infidelity in the “caught red-handed Chris Hanson ‘gotcha!‘” sense, but it does raise one’s eyebrows. Are they playing patty cake? Having a staring contest? Is he kindly removing an eyelash from her eye? Does she actually have a little Kevin Hart ventriloquist dummy on her lap and Kevin’s not really there at all? There are a lot of perfectly reasonable explanations for being in the back seat of a car at 5:00 a.m. with a woman who is not your pregnant wife. I just can’t think of any at the moment.