Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 19, 2017 / Posted by: Michael K

The Leg Looks Goddess!

Leg Looks by Burlington was a line of sheer elegance for your legs that is long gone now, but it will forever live on in this next level glamorous commercial sent in by reader ejcsanfran. The star of this Leg Looks ad from 1984 is a lip liner lined, smoky eyed blossom from the garden of Kelly LeBrock who rejected Robert Palmer’s pleas to become the head Palmer Girl, because she decided she’s not addicted to love, she’s addicted to her Leg Looks pantyhose.

That masterpiece Legs Looks commercial shows that you can do anything in your Leg Looks pantyhose. In your Leg Looks pantyhose, you can look sexy and glamorous as you’re about to die in a mine that’s going to collapse at any second (at the 00:00 mark). In your Legs Looks pantyhose, you can look sexy and glamorous while being the most sophisticated nun at the Vatican in the 80s (at the 0:12 mark). And in your Legs Looks pantyhose, you can look sexy and glamorous while hand fucking your legs in a fake train that is so low-budget because all of the money was spent on the mine set.

And ejcsanfran put it better than I ever could:

What can I say that would in any way enhance the perfection of this? Parrots. Veils. Opera gloves. Smoke machines. Wide-brim hats. Rattan. French tips. Wind machines. Pinstripes. Tapestry. Sexy subway rides. “New Queen Size 20% Off!” And the “Legs Look Theme” will haunt your dreams. Really, everything is amazing.

Though my own particular favorite is the phone scene. Seriously, she’s right in the middle of closing an important business lady deal (which apparently involves the straightening of imaginary seams on her hosiery) when, if I’m following the story correctly, a guy walks into the office. “Oops! Gotta go!” as she instantly interrupts her call and puts on what straight dudes presumably fantasize about as “blow job face.”

Yes, that video is pretty much never-ending jack off material for a pantyhose fetishist, but it’s also very educational and inspirational. The secret to getting through any situation (examples: dying in a mine, riding the subway, dealing with a highly stressful business call, etc..) is to sensually caress your legs when all else fails!

Pic: YouTube

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