Prepare For Pregnancy Rumors: Duchess Kate Joked About Having More Babies

July 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Duchess Kate is going to regret putting her hand anywhere near her stomach from here on out, because it’s only a matter of time before the next round of “ROYAL BABY BUMP WATCH!!!” rumors start.

Duchess Kate, Prince William, and the Royal kids are currently in Poland for a four-day Royal tour. If I were going to Poland, the first thing I would do is hit up a church with the highest number of ciocias hanging out in the kitchen and ask why my kapusta is always so damn paste-y. That’s not what Kate and William did. The Telegraph says they went to an event for tech start-up companies. Kate and William were given several toys from a company called Whisbear, one of which was designed to replicate the sounds of the womb to soothe a baby at night. That’s nice, but I’m sure Prince George or Princess Charlotte don’t want to be reminded of being back in the womb. You can’t eat candy whenever you damn well please in there, and you certainly can’t plot to draw marker moustaches on a passed-out Unky Harry.

Charlotte is two and George is almost four, and the toy was clearly meant for an infant. Kate thanked them for the gift, and then cracked a very proper joke about finding a reason to use it.

I can only imagine what Prince George would have thought about his mother’s joke. Actually, he probably would have made a face similar to the one he made after he arrived with his family in Poland.

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More babies? Oi – hard pass on that one, mate. It’s bad enough that I’ve got to share my ponies and crowns with the other one. There’s no way I’m splitting things into thirds and fourths.

Here’s everyone arriving in Poland yesterday, as well as a few pics from earlier today when Kate and William visited the former Stutthof concentration camp and Gdansk’s shipyards.


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