Night Crumbs

Celine Dion was kind enough to give an impromptu fashion show in some random walkway in Paris. Celine can never look wrong, but I do wish she had accessorized that I Dream of Home Runs silk pajama ensemble with a custom-made hand-beaded third base handbag instead of that boring black purse – Lainey Gossip

I clearly need better glasses, because I honestly thought this was a picture of Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley in retro Star Trek cosplay – Reality Tea

Rihanna showed everyone up in a ballerina-meets-80s bridesmaid gown situation at the Los Angeles premiere of Valerian – Celebitchy

Gay of Thrones is back to help you understand what the hell is happening in Game of Thrones – Towleroad

Bella Hadid’s outfit would be 100% better if she tossed those ugly unbaked bread loaf boots in the trash – Drunken Stepfather

The official teaser trailer for The Disaster Artist is here – Pajiba

Charlize Theron’s dress looks like the love child of a blouse and a pack of cocktail napkins  – Popoholic

Stan Lee was honored with a hand and footprint ceremony in Hollywood – Popsugar

Christina Milian, don’t lie – are you trying to pass off a pair of bikini bottoms as a top? – The Nip Slip

Warning: Very high levels of grime in one picture – SOW

Here’s Kylie and Kendall Jenner posing on the only thing more plastic and over-inflated than the members of their family: pool toys – Hollywood Tuna

Drake got an $8.25 residual check from Degrassi: The Next Generation. Drake, go ahead and splurge on an appetizer at The Cheesecake Factory tonight, you’ve earned it – Just Jared

Sisqo’s Thong Song got an EDM reboot, and they killed the best part. Where are the violins?!? – Jezebel

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