Hot Slut Of The Day!

Owain Wyn Evans, the BBC weatherman who made it hail bombs of pure fabulousness on his viewers when he served up a pucker-inducing tribute to drag queens while presenting the weather this past weekend. Caution: There’s a 99% chance that a gust of glitter will blow into your eyes after clicking on that cut.

This past Sunday was International Drag Day, and to celebrate that blessed day, Owain Wyn Evans (who is giving me just a delicate touch of a young Danny Pintauro and a tiny dash of Niles Crane) showered his weather report on the BBC with tons of fucking sequins. In a little over 90 seconds, Owain made tucks flop out and wigs blow away when he stuffed his report with as many drag phrases and names as possible, and he did it while done up like the manager of England’s most luxurious pocket square store for dandies. Owain had me wrapped up in his drag queen-loving arms at “forecast FOR MY LIFE” and knocked me out when he channeled his inner Latrice Royale by bringing out a glamorous fan. My only complaint is that he didn’t go all Sasha Velour and slowly pull off his “hair” at the end as sparkly rain drops (read: rain drop-shaped construction paper covered with glitter) fell out of his wig.

Mama Ru approved and gifted Owain with my second favorite Drag Race prize (my first being the baby wipes that Kennedy Davenport won).

Owain, you are the winner of this week’s challenge. You have won a gift certificate from https://t.co/ab4qKTLmCB https://t.co/F41vK1GT7I

— RuPaul (@RuPaul) July 16, 2017

Meteorologists have lie-told to us many times about the weather. But if it rained instead of being sunny and Owain told me the opposite, I wouldn’t be mad at him as long as he delivered the lie like that. I’d just tell that rain to sashay away as I skipped into it.

(For Craig, S.L. and Brian)