Caitlyn Jenner appeared on The View on Friday and shared her thoughts about the whole Rob Kardashian/Blac Chyna situation. The segment included Mischa Barton (who has been the victim of revenge porn), and her lawyer Lisa Bloom, who is also representing Blac Chyna. During the segment, Caitlyn said “Rob was stupid for doing that. He kind of apologized” referencing Rob’s Instagram revenge tantrum. According to People magazine, Caitlyn also said:
I’ve never met Blac Chyna, never met the kid [Dream Kardashian]. Rob, I haven’t really haven’t had a serious conversation with in years. I’ve kind of been out of that scene, so I really can’t comment on what’s going on there.
Hardly a controversial or insightful take, but there you have it: A tepid condemnation of something she has nothing to do with. However, Blac Chyna’s mother, Tokyo Toni, was not having any of it and posted an fiery homophobic and transphobic rant directed at Caitlyn to Instagram in response.
Here’s the extremely ugly scree. Trigger warnings for hate speech and wonky eyelashes and brows.
Blac Chyna's mom has a message for Caitlyn Jenner 👀🤔 pic.twitter.com/V111bBYF9k
— WORLDSTARHIPHOP (@WORLDSTAR) July 15, 2017
Whoa, nelly! Jesus, I’m so confused! What are either of these women talking about?
Why is Tokyo Toni so mad and hateful? In her video (in between slurs and name-calling) Tokyo says that she’s hot because Caitlyn called Rob stupid “instead of saying something encouraging.” Say what now? Encouraging in defense of Rob or of Chyna? She also accuses Caitlyn of lying about not knowing Chyna (I think. I’m not really sure, since Tokyo’s powers of oration are, how shall we say… lacking coherency and decorum).
I feel like an intervention is in order. Let’s start. Tokyo, do you see that bean bag chair over there, yes, the one with the big hole that’s been hastily taped over with duct tape? Please have a seat, your words are terrible and they don’t make any sense.
As abhorrent as that rant was though, I still don’t understand how Caitlyn even has a dog in this fight. Caitlyn, you see that Adirondack chair over there, the old one with the giant splinter about to poke you in the butt? Have a seat.
But continuing on, if Caitlyn, as she says, “can’t even comment,” then why is she commenting?! Why is she even on this panel? Boo to whoever produced this segment. Maybe Caitylin is doing the rounds because she is considering a possible run for California State Senate. Caitlyn, please take this foldy aluminum patio chair with the super sun damaged webbing that’s about to give out and have another seat. We’ll have no more of this nonsense.
And since none of this is any of my business either, I am going to go over to this hanging bubble chair, the kind that has to be anchored from the ceiling but is never in a house where you’d trust the person to have anchored it properly and have myself a seat.