It’s not enough these days to just be an ordinary spinster cat lady sitting at home watching reruns of Diagnosis Murder with Mr. Whiskers (aka may favorite pastime). Until you at least give your felines their own Instagram, Tinder, and checking accounts, you may as well pass those things over to the ASPCA, because you have wronged those kitties!
A user on Reddit has uploaded a music video of her cats (one pictured above having the same reaction to beats that any rational child should) sending Selena Gomez to the backseat of braggadocious lyrics, as these cats dance and tweak the fuck out to 1980s hit “I’m So Beautiful” by drag legend Divine.
And beautiful they are! The purrty kitties bop around and try to make the best of a situation put around by their stage mom mother. Who can blame them if they dropped a little acid before lip synching for their feline lives: it’s how John Waters’ muse would have wanted to be honored!