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July 17, 2017 / Posted by:

The Activist Mommy (aka Elizabeth Johnston)!

The Activist Mommy and I couldn’t be more far apart if she was Jim Bob Duggar and I was a condom. She believes in everything I don’t. She’s an anti-feminist, Trump-supporting, anti-choice, homophobic, transphobic, hateful Christian bigot idiot mess. But you know, I live for a good old-fashioned campy, over-the-top crazy Christian rant.

Now, The Activist Mommy says that Jesus is her Jesus, but obviously, attention is her Jesus. This crunchy-curled train wreck has already got attention for her lunatic rants inside of a bus, but she’s really gotten attention for her mega theatrical meltdown over Teen Vogue posting a butt sex tutorial and about how to jack off. The Activist Mommy has called for a ban of Teen Vogue and she calls it Teen Sodomy Vogue. I wish a magazine called Teen Sodomy Vogue existed when I was a teenager. That would’ve been my bible of all bibles.

The Hobby Lobby clearance bin Ann Coulter (which is saying a lot since Ann Coulter is the Hobby Lobby clearance bin Ann Coulter) has ten kids, so that’s really why she’s mad at Teen Vogue. She wishes Teen Vogue was around when she was a teenager and published a tutorial on ass sex, because then she wouldn’t have 10 kids and have to drive a fucking bus to fit all of them.  This is some insane, theatrical fuckery straight from a John Waters character.

I can’t wait to see a drag queen lip-synch to that insanery.

If The Activist Mommy never busted out that mess, I would’ve never known that Teen Vogue published a butt sex tutorial. But now that I know they did, I’m going to track down that issue and buy as many copies as possible so I can wallpaper my bedroom walls with it. Thank you for that, Activist Mommy!

And please don’t give this post a Facebook like. We really don’t need this peroxide Michelle Duggar as a HSOTM finalist. (She totally will be, probably.)

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