Ann Coulter Spiraled On Twitter Because Delta Made Her Change Seats

July 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Conservative commentator and professional awful person, Ann Coulter, found her negative karma boomeranging back into her gaping maw yesterday, when Delta Airlines asked her to change seats on a New York-to-Florida flight, according to the Washington Post. Ann’s lucky. With her past misdeeds and the evil utterances that come out of her aforementioned gaping maw, they had cause to seat her in cargo! Or on a wing! Ann took to Twitter to vent her rancid spleen and gave us a multi-tweet saga complete with pictures of terrified passengers and flight attendants. Her fishwife screeches must have unsettled the entire plane. Ann should get shit on more, because this is entertaining.

Ann complained that she had purchased an “extra room seat” for the flight. In her Twitter grievance rundown, she claimed that the seat was allegedly snatched out from under her bony, malevolent ass and given to some commoner.

Ann claims they had the gall to treat her like she treats America’s patience and optimism – badly. She even tried it with a flight attendant, who gave her the standard customer service response.

They didn’t even say they were sorry!

Delta’s general manager Anthony Black told the Post that the airline has reached out to Ann to address her complaints. Oh, by the way, here’s the poor person (and the rest of her row) who had to contend with the Wicked Witch of New Canaan, CT. (“Miss? I’d like to gift this seat back to Ms. Coulter because she’s terrifying and her face blinds babies.” – the passenger in question.)

Actually, that’s a look of a woman who’s about had it (the flight attendant has that expression, too) and is ready to whip a Skymall catalog off of Ann’s melon. I would never support violence against anyone… but I would sort of understand it in this case.


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