Beyoncé Twins Reveal Shakes World To Its Core

July 14, 2017 / Posted by:

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And Beyoncé saw that everything she had made was good, and there was evening and there was morning, the 6th day. Genesis 4:44

Under the cover of night, a hushed silence was pierced as the angels spontaneously broke out into rapturous adulation, their voices echoing throughout the universe with their heavenly refrains. Behold, bitches: The Twin Messiahs!

Late last night while most of you were sleeping, Beyoncé broke the internet by posting the much anticipated first photo of her twin babies Sir Carter and Rumi to Instagram, confirming the names and garnering 1.6 million “likes” within the first two hours. It currently has more than 7 million.

The elaborate, Botticelli-inspired photo echoes the photo she posted officially announcing her pregnancy back in February. The Malibu, California branches of both Michael’s Craft Store and Jo-Ann Fabrics are still reporting severe inventory shortages and hope to be able to reopen sometime in the fall.


I made my husband look at this picture of Sir Carter and Rumi closely before he headed off to work this morning. My husband calls all newborn babies raisins and says they all look alike. But he thought these two were different and I have to agree. Right above their little squished up faces, if you look closely, you will see something truly amazing. Look!


A real life miracle, in OUR LIFETIME!!!

Pics: Instagram

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