Rachel hates Monica! Just kidding, who could not love a filler-free face like that? However, if Radar is to be believed, Jennifer Aniston does go into an Oedipus Rex RAGE on her eyes when she turns on Netflix looking to catch up on Stranger Things and finds Chelsea Handler’s show instead. The last thing she wants to do is look at that broad humble gloat about her famous friends, because she has been BANISHED from Team Jen (the ORIGINAL squad of all the A-List squads). A source close to Chelsea (definitely her old sidekick, Chuy) said, “Jennifer found out that Chelsea was spilling secrets about her marriage and talking behind her back.”
Of course that loud-mouth is blabbing secrets, and I don’t see why Jen is so shocked. It seems like half the reason anyone would be friends with Chelsea is just to pretend like you’re giving her some dish only to have it verbally farted out twice a week on Netflix. Kind of like why half of President Cheeto’s minions have the entire New York Times editorial staff on speed dial.
Anyway, the real dramaaaaa comes from how the clique has dropped a social iron curtain on Chelsea for spreading tea about Jen and her husband Justin Theroux (please tell me there were nudes!). Radar reported back in June that Jennifer had managed to get her publicist Stephen Huvane (who also repped Chelsea) to DROP the Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea author and forever ruin her chances of being a SmartWater or Aveeno model. But it doesn’t stop there! Courteney Cox, Jason Bateman, Jen Meyer, Molly Sims, and Ellen DeGeneres are no longer interested in hanging out with Chelsea, who is said to have now formed a new clique (I can’t believe I’m writing this about 40-somethings) with Kate Hudson, Goldie Hawn, and Kurt Russell! Who needs Ellen as a dance partner when you can do a table read of Overboard at dinner parties?!
Come to find out, Chelsea also might be rubbing salt in the oozing wound of friendship by forming TEAM JEN 2.0! TMZ spotted the comedian at dinner Wednesday in Malibu with Jennifer Garner at one of Ben Affleck‘s favorite restaurants. He was even there a few days earlier with Lindsay Shookus. Angelina Jolie and the child army can rest easy tonight knowing Chelsea will take a break from calling her a homewrecke,r because she’s too busy verbally assaulting a new homewrecking bag of chlamydia!