I know what you’re saying, I get it! This guy again? Yes, I’m afraid the Meeks family saga is the herpes sore for these troubled times.
A couple of days ago, Melissa Meeks, the wife of hot felon Jeremy Meeks, gave her side of the story of him cheating with TopShop heiress Chloe Green in an exclusive Daily Mail interview and stated that she wanted to file for divorce. Well, not to be outdone by his nobody of a wife, rising star Jeremy must have stopped calling the paparazzi for a second to ask for an attorney (something I dare say he has experience doing) so he could beat her to the punch and file legal separation papers before Melissa had the chance to make good on her promise to file for divorce.
According to TMZ, “The point of filing for legal separation … from this point forward all assets will be separate,” to which I say, what a dick move! There is no way this guy is smart enough to be protecting his “assets” without the silent hand of some rich person telling him what to do. He is without a doubt in The Sunken Place. We all knew this was going to be a shit show from the beginning when his “mugshot heard around the world” first went viral. Now, in the immortal words of Malcolm X, the “chickenheads have come home to roost.”
At any rate, if there’s one good thing to come from this story, it’s that it reminded me about the amazing Mary Wells song You Beat Me To The Punch. I hadn’t really paid that close of attention to the lyrics until listened to it again today. Please do yourself a favor and listen to this classic and if you don’t let out an audible “Damn, sis!” by the end of the last verse I’ll eat my hat.