Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 11, 2017 / Posted by:

The flashin’ granny who became the Burlesque Queen of the Dodger Stadium Jumbtron on Saturday!

On Saturday, the L.A. Dodgers took down the Kansas City Royals and won 5 to 4. Now, I don’t know if the Dodgers win a lot, or lose a lot, or whatever. It doesn’t matter, but they obviously owe their Saturday victory to the seasoned fan who sent them a double bolt of power and strength when she gave people a hot memaw show and made Gypsy Rose Lee look down from heaven and think, “Thank God, granny wasn’t in the burlesque game when I was ruling the circuit.”

During the game, the Jumbotron woke the people, who were obviously in a coma from watching boring ass baseball, by featuring Maxine’s freakum sister who nearly gave everyone heatstroke by serving up something hot before knocking them over with a quick flash of her Ensure-infused granny chichis. Get it, Abuelita Von Teese,  show those young hos up.

Since I don’t have a granny bra fetish, I don’t know if that’s a Playtex bra, but it should still be an ad for Playtex. Cross your heart… and hope to die, because Jumbotron granny is coming for your man and everything else!

Pic: @fidmcataucker

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