Night Crumbs

Bradley Cooper, Irina Shayk, Anderson Cooper, Anderson’s partner, who is clutching his phone and not his dick, Allison Williams, her husband, and Andy Cohen (not pictured) spent last week in Tahiti with Diane von Furstenberg. I wonder if Andy tried to be cute and call it the “coop deck” every time Bradley and Anderson sat at the back of that boat – Lainey Gossip

Bella Thorne looks like what you’d get if Rainbow Brite had a long-lost friend named Messy Millennium Pink – Drunken Stepfather

Elizabeth Hurley is beating all the young Instagram THOTs at their own game – Hollywood Tuna

If Nina Dobrev keeps putting her mouth so close to that of her pooch’s mouth, she’s going to earn the nickname Nina Dogbreath – Popoholic

Eileen Davidson is too busy being a soap opera star to be a Real Housewife. Who is going to tell her they’re basically the same thing? – Reality Tea

Lena Dunham’s dog trainer has gotten even more involved in her rescue dog drama, and he’s firmly on Team Lena, and I’m sure that has nothing to do with the fact that she’s responsible for pumping dollars into his bank account – Celebitchy

A cute rugby player proposed to his cute boyfriend in the middle of London Pride. But did he do it in the traditional way by presenting his ball and asking him to be the prop to his hooker? – Towleroad

Julianne Hough finally got married to NHL player Brooks Laich. I’m sure TV networks are crossing their fingers that her husband rubs off on her a little, because you know Julianne On Ice! would be a major ratings-grabber – Popsugar

Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence are hanging out again, which means they’ll no doubt spend most of the summer trying to see who can keep it the most real by peeing only in the water – Just Jared

Patton Oswalt is not here for the “bitter grub worms” of the internet who think he got engaged too soon after his wife’s death – HuffPo

Sad news that managed to get even sadder: Nelsan Ellis might have died from alcohol withdrawal – Jezebel

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