Hot Slut Of The Day!
Doug Fernandez, the news anchor who is OH. VER. IT.
This clip doesn’t come anywhere close to touching the crazy rage brilliance of “We’ll do it live!” or the theatrical magnificence of “I Quit This Bitch,” but Doug Fernandez has still earned a place in the We Feel You Museum. Doug Fernandez is a seasoned anchor at KOAT in Albuquerque, New Mexico and during a live broadcast on Wednesday, he lost it and did what I’ve always wanted to do when my “fuck this switch” has turned on, which is throw papers in the air. But I’ve never done that, because throwing papers in the air loses its drama and theatricality when your ass has to pick up the papers from off the floor in front of everyone.
Doug’s Fuck This Shit moment happened when he tried to throw the shot to a reporter. At first, he was told there was a glitch and then that glitch decided to mess with him by going away, because the shot did cut to the reporter and that’s when Doug was DONE. Behold, a spectacular paper-throwing mini-tizzy.
We’ve all been there, and I’m sure a production assistant was there ten seconds after Doug lost it. That assistant probably threw their papers like, “SHIT!“, too, because they realized they’re the one who has to pick up that mess up.
Pic: KOAT