Donald Trump and Melania Trump are currently in Europe, and so far, two handshake-related incidents have gotten attention. One was when Trump and the Chancellor of Germany Angela Merkel finally shook hands and gave us a portrait where he looks like he made an orange whoopsie in his chonies by sharting and she looks like she heard that juicy shart and is trying to keep from barfing. The second one happened in Warsaw, Poland today when the Trumps joined Polish President Andrzej Duda and wife Agata Kornhauser-Duda at a public ceremony. When Trump tried to shake First Lady Agata’s hand, she stuck out her own hand but then kept on moving over to Melania. How do you say, “Too slow, ho!”, in Polish?
After shaking the hand of Melania (who wore a wall decal that was in every medical center in the 80s), First Lady Agata shook Trump’s hand. So she probably didn’t mean to snub him, but at least we have the look on his face. Trump’s face always looks like it’s been overcooked on a tanning bed, but it really had the word BURN all over it after First Lady Agata left him hanging.
My guess is that when Trump’s pussy-grabbing hand shot out, First Lady Agata busted out of that bitch and headed to safety. It was probably her body’s natural reaction.