Last month, I posted about one genius inventor who came up with a really, really good use for fidget spinners. A fuck toy artist and Etsy seller gifted stressed out assholes with the Fidget Spinner Butt Plug. Now, another genius inventor has come up with another really, really good use for fidget spinners. Twitterer @caritadepincel has created the perfect thing for strippers whose clients suffer from major anxiety and want their frazzled nerves soothed while getting a lap dance. She set nipples pasties and fidget spinners up on a romantic date and that led to them bareback boning, which led to the birth of Fidgetiddies™!
Are you tired of people staring at your face all the time and want them to stare at your chichis for a change? Make yourself some Fidgetiddies™ and tell everyone, “Hey, my Fidgetiddies™ are down here!” Fidgetiddies™ are also the perfect toy if your piece loves to motorboat, but is also a masochist who loves getting clipped in the face by the propellers.
hi everyone i have been working on something that absolutely no one asked for pic.twitter.com/now4kG8ZYA
— manu (@caritadepincel) July 4, 2017
@caritadepincel put together a tutorial for anyone who wants to turn their nips into trendy stress soothers using pasties, velcro and fidget spinners.
When we’re all sitting on a pile of post-apocalyptic rubble at the end of the year, we can look back at this moment and think, “Well, 2017 wasn’t all that bad, it did give us Fidgetiddies™.”