I threw a “sort of” into that headline, because I didn’t want anyone to get a stage 10 case of blue balls after looking at that picture and realizing that she’s covering up her nightingale nipples and her international treasure box.
The Celineaissance continues in Paris, and since it’s Haute Couture Week over there, Celine Dion has really been turning it up and giving those fashion hos something to really gag on. And she also proved that she can give tricks the vapors even while not wearing high fashion couture shit.
Vogue has been following Celine around while she’s in Paris, and in between fashion shows, they took this picture of her serving up a “naked on the toilet but keeping it elegant” pose. I’m not posting Vogue’s pretentious and rambling caption, because it is so damn long that when I tried to copy it, my laptop gave me this error message: Bitch, no, it’s the day after a holiday. Don’t do this to me!
And if that sort of naked picture of Say-leen ain’t enough to tip you over, then this clip that reader Charlotte sent in may do it. Celine has been touring Europe and at a show in Lille a few days ago, an audience member recorded her slathering the stage with pure sex. Only theater queens may get this reference, but Celine laid down lots of “Anita Morris in Nine” sexiness:
All hail the second coming of Celine! She’s hot, she’s crazy, she’s horny, she’s a mess, she’s fabulous and let me stop right now so I can slap myself for typing “the second coming.” This isn’t the second coming of Celine since her fabulousness never left us in the first place.