Lindsay Lohan Is The Chris Crocker To Trump’s Britney

July 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Seen above dressed like the messy mess that she is, Lindsay Lohan took a break from Photoshopping in pictures of Parasite Hilton and Beyonce at her birthday party to tell everyone to leave Trump alone and to stop bullying him. Says the trick who has been bullying her lips with a filler needle for years.

Earlier this year, the American mess turned European mess stuck her tongue up Trump’s b-hole (“I did? I don’t remember that. I hope I got extra for that.” – LiLo) when she said that everyone must support him for the good of the country. LiLo is still Team Trump. Over the weekend, she defended him and called him “kind” when someone on Twitter hated on him while posting a picture of him hugging the Prime Minster of India.

LiLo wants everyone to think she’s sober, but saying that Trump is “kind” is a blatant way of telling everyone that you’re on the wrong kind of the wrong shit. When another Trump supporter tweeted praise for their overlord, LiLo also raised her arm and saluted him.

I guess Lindsay took it as a compliment when Trump said on Stern that deeply troubled women like her usually are a good fuck.  I wonder how Turkey’s current president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan feels about this? LiLo is usually kissing his ass, so his ass must be feeling lonely and rejected now that her lips are on another leader’s butt cheeks. But he shouldn’t take it so personally, LiLo sucks the ass of whoever gets her the most attention and above all, she’s a proud member of the Thirst Party.


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