Hot Slut Of The Day!
If you were off from your job the last four days to celebrate your nation’s born day by pushing your internal organs to the limit, then today probably feels less like a real Wednesday and more like Monday in Wednesday’s clothing. So if you had to drag your busted down, worn-out-by-wieners carcass into work today, then you’re probably going to be a lot like today’s HSOTD. You’re going to try to look like you’re doing the most when you’re actually doing the least and everyone around you knows it.
A dude named Stuart Rutherford tweeted An Instagram user named Blonde Buddha posted a short, but important, clip of a husky puppy pedaling the fuck out of a tiny invisible bike while strapped to a human who is pedaling an actual bike.
I was only joking when I said that fluffy wannabe helper is you at work today. We’re all old here, so we’ve outgrown the “try to look like we care about helping” phase and are in the “who gives a fuck” phase of life. So I really hope that in a few years, Stuart Rutherford tweets another video of this husky and his human. Because I really want to see that grown adult husky strapped to their human and relaxing while making a face that clearly says, “Peddle harder, human, I’ve got places to be.”
Pic: @doodlewhale